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Trying to find the good life with a little magic. Fuck, this is taking a long time... 30, fat, awesome, funny, stuck in middle Illinois.
  • tastefullyoffensive:

Hannibal Buress on peer pressure. [via]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Hannibal Buress on peer pressure. [via]

  • histoire-fanatique:

americangothgirl:

During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive.Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

Wow, the amount of notes O_____O

    histoire-fanatique:

    americangothgirl:

    During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive.

    Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.

    Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

    During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.

    Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

    In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. 
    She was not selected. 
    Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

    Wow, the amount of notes O_____O

    (via semi-lesbian93)

  • edenliaothewomb:

    Jon Hamm, photographed by Gavin Bond for GQ UK, Sep 2014.

    (via semi-lesbian93)

  • fatbabe4alwayz:

    purple-sapphire:

    curvedbullets:

    musiqchild007:

    dangervvank:

    "what music are you into?"
    "i like this! it’s very grown up…"

    GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    FUCKING LOGGING OUT

    plus-size-barbiee

    😂😂😂😂

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Eye Button Artwork by Elodie Antoine

    Eye Button Artwork by Elodie Antoine

    (Source: opaqueglitter, via semi-lesbian93)

  • bakedloaf:

    so I decided to do a giveaway… :)

    There’s just a few rules:

    • You MUST be over the age of 18
    • Make sure to be following me or your entries won’t count
    • Shipping will be to the United States only
    • Reblog as much as you’d like, giveaway blogs won’t count.
    • Like all you want but I won’t be counting those as entries.

    There will be 1 winner chosen at random with a number generator, and I’ll end the giveaway on September 28th. Good luck to all my amazing stoners, love you all and stay lifted!

    (via stoner-ette)

  • jean-luc-gohard:

    What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he doesn’t have any additional expenses. This is a reward. He’s getting a $250,000 reward for murdering an unarmed black kid, two days away from starting college, in broad daylight.

    (via fatbabe4alwayz)



  • dontkillchic:

    aluminumapples:

    dontkillchic:

    holyjazspers:

    dontkillchic:

    DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT

    wait what does fanny mean in england

    VAGINA

    in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.

    hands over ownership of this post 2 u

    (Source: yousyouk, via prestonhymas)



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